Uh, Happy New Year!
No, that's not right. Merry Christmas?
Happy Independence Day! Hmm; not that either.
Arbor Day! Yes, Arbor Day. Have a great Arbor Day. Go plant a tree.
Oh. Not Arbor Day. Thanksgiving? Don't eat too much Turkey!
Opening Day for baseball? No; off by about a week.
Not that? Then, then storm the Bastille! Remember the Maine and the Alamo! Fly the old Stars and Stripes for Flag Day! Remember your grandparents this Grandparents Day. Or Mom, yeah, Mom on Mother's Day! Treat her right!
Still not it? But I just know something's in the air today. Yet what?
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