Monday, December 1, 2025

Lightning Fast

Me brother once bragged facetiously, "When I have a hammer I'm like lightning. I never hit the same place twice!"

A buddy of his, I'll call him Cloyce just to give him a name, responded, "Well I'm not lightning then. When I'm hammering a nail I can hit the same place two, three times."

"That so?" Phil asked.

"Yep. It's usually my left thumb," explained Cloyce.

Oh, that Cloyce.

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