I have reached a certain conclusion this morning which I am sure will shake the scientific community to its very foundations. Dare I say that it may ring more true than any other measurement of any other principle in our little world. It shall indeed overwhelm the mind of man.
It has taken me hours of careful and thorough research to establish my hypothesis. Yet being a man who takes extraordinary care in establishing truth, using great and tested formulas in carrying out my experiments, testing my thoughts and means against the absolute soul of reason, I have no doubt but that my findings are correct and would be easily verified by any objective authority.
There is my challenge to all who may dare take it on. Try as you might, you will be trying in vain to disprove what I have so firmly concluded this very day, in the culmination of my studies. Your work will only frustrate you, so perfect are my axioms. Try anyway, and weep, foolish one.
For now comes the unveiling. The perfection of perfections, the final say in my morning's efforts, true beyond reproach.
It is, quite frankly...you are prepared, aren't you?
Playing solitaire does not get a blog entry written.
Hold you applause. Let wonder and awe overwhelm you. Feel free to comment; yet, I ask humbly, what more is there to say?
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