New Year's Resolutions for America

The American people need to resolve a few things in order that 2010 might be a great year. So without further ado, here is a start:

1. Everyone, be sure to let Congress know that you do not want any form of health care reform as proposed. Statistically, around 60% of the voters do not want it, so don't let the liberals jam it down your throat.

2. As a follow up, send all those dictatorial Democrats back home in November whether they vote for health care or not. Even if we successfully stop the reform bill, they're still dangerous.

3. Remember that everything the government does is a moral issue, so it's all right to legislate certain morals.

4. Don't let the Republican get away with not being Republican. There has to be one conservative party: make that the GOP.

5. And forget the big tent idea. Are we part of the liberal tent? No, because it isn't about inclusion. It's all about what's right and wrong.

6. Besides, they wouldn't let us in their tent anyway. Don't let the left wing tell you that we have to let them in ours. We are not obliged to consider bad ideas.

7. There is no seventh resolution.

That's good enough for a start. Let the year begin!