The Real Deal

"September 11 was a big lie and a pretext for the war on terror and a prelude to invading Afghanistan,"

- Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

There, you see? We have the truth of matter now. The United States did indeed precipitate the September 11, 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon because we wanted to go to war with Afghanistan. It's that simple. And we have it on the word of that paragon of virtue, Iranian President Ahmadinejad.

Of course, the Holocaust didn't happen either, as he has told us before. Anything contrary to his worldview presumably didn't happen; it is safe to say that from this point on if there is any discrepancy in the historical record than all we have to do is go ask Tehran. They'll set us straight.

Truthers, do you see who is on your side? Does that offer you any insight at all on where you stand? Likely not, for you are cut from the same extremist mold. The key difference, though, is that you are harmless. Iran may well set us on a course for Armageddon if we do not take that nation and its ridiculous threats to world peace and security seriously.