Global Warming?

February 2011 was the third snowiest month in Detroit weather history. We all know what that means: global warming, your Grandma's blue hair.

To be sure, there's probably some pseudo-scientific explanation which will attempt to explain the fact away. Pop science is not a force which does not give up easily on its far out presumptions. This is, we might be assured, an anomaly. Global warming is really, truly happening.

Tell that your heat bill.