An old buddy of mine, I'll call him Cloyce just to give him a name, once took a few courses at the local university. He wanted to see if college might offer anything to him.
One night he was stuck in a political science class and the discussion became tedious. What would you expect when the subject is politics?
The group was talking about capitalists and socialists and all kinds of ists. Somewhere along the line someone asked, "What is a socialist really?" A voice at the back of the room responded, "A socialist is someone who likes to spend someone else's money."
Cloyce leaped up and yelled, "My wife is a socialist!"
Cloyce drives a truck because he flunked out of college.
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