The Democratic Party was shocked yesterday when some guy did something in Florida a scant two months after some other guy did something in Pennsylvania.
"I believe I speak for all my fellow Democrats when I say I can't believe some guy did something in Florida right after some guy did something in Pennsylvania," a visibly shocked Member of Congress Ilhan Omar said when told of the second guy doing something. "Our Party will not tolerate anyone who does something, even against the Master of Lies who will become Dictator of the United States and spread hatred if elected."
Asked whether theoretically her party's accusations might have inspired some guy to do something, Omar smirked, "Of course not. We are the party of peace, love, and tolerance, not exclusion and hatred like the guy who the guy tried to do something to is." Then something was done by somebody to the reporter who asked the question.
Experts think that maybe Secret Service protection for the guy who nearly had something done to him will actually be upgraded in case a third guy tries to do something.
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