To Me

Thank you all for the birthday wishes to me yesterday. I begin my 66th rotation of our star Sol with great hopes.

My gift to my self was a new laptop. It runs circles around my old one, which ran like me. My sincere thanks to the Ohio Cosgriffs, without whose help I would have surely purchased an inferior product. 

What exactly is it, you ask? Well, it's a computer, a laptop specifically. It has a keyboard, upon which I type and images appear on a screen. Let's not get technical. It does what it's supposed to does. I don't need much more than that. Happy Birthday to me.