Frydays

I might have one of them fish sandwiches from that roast beef place today. Arby's makes a great fish sandwich during Lent, which shows that Catholics still have some pull in our consumerist economy.

It really is good fish, deep fried and crispy. And big: those things are huge. Yep, I think I'll have one today.

I only wish I hadn't thought of it at 4:30 in the morning.

Cotton fish

The things you see on the road (this is getting to be as regular a feature as our dear friend Cloyce).

While driving along yesterday I saw a Dairy Queen. It had a sign advertising new and amazing things which that store offered. But what they offered, well, I'm not sure it's something I want to try.

The sign proclaimed: "We now how have cotton candy dip fish sandwiches!"

Okay, the fish sandwich part was on the second line, the cotton candy dip on the first. I'm simply running the two items together. And I know what they meant: you could have your ice cream cone dipped in cotton candy flavoring, and you could get fish sandwiches there.

But where's the fun leaving it like that?