Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Bottom line philosophy

Why can't I get the health care which suits me via an open market? Why must I participate in a government run (or heavily influenced) system? Simply because the majority of voters make me? We forget what I believe Abe Lincoln said: all democracy ultimately means is 50% plus one can everyone else do what that scant majority thinks right. That means that we as a people must be very careful about making others pay for things, even important things.

I have the moral right to seek my own health care as much as seeking work, home, and food. Society doesn't have the right to make those decisions for me except in very limited ways and manners. I think a free market best suited towards my being able to do for myself, and others for themselves.

That is a very condensed (I'm using the word very a lot aren't I?) version of my basic philosophy. But it's the essence of how I vote.

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

With bated breath

Here I sit, two hours before the 2018 State of the Union Address to be delivered by President Donald Trump, anticipating it more than any other such address since Ronald Reagan's first in 1982. I wait with mixed emotions.

I adored Ronald Reagan, become disappointed with him, and have come to adore him again. Voting for him, twice, and each time proudly, are my proudest ballots as an American voter. The next closest, hate me now progressive haters, was my vote for George W. Bush in 2004. I loathed Donald Trump yet have come to like him, somehow despite himself. Yin and Yang. I don't know what I want or expect.

Trump has been a better President than I imagined, his schoolyard bravado aside. This is a man who says what he thinks at the spur of the moment. Some people resent that. I do not. I would rather deal with those who speak from the hip than who wax palliative philosophy in measured tones. The latter strike me more as having forked tongues. What are they hiding?

I do not want to cheer the President without consideration. Yet I will also not jeer him with a jerked knee. Donald Trump is not the devil incarnate. Those who believe that, I fear, may be the real devils.

So what to think? Ask me again in about three hours. But this minute, well, I really don't fear all that much.

Save Chief Wahoo

I see this morning that Major League Baseball has made the Cleveland Indians remove their smiling Indian mascot, Chief Wahoo, from their uniforms. This action will only make me wear my own personal Chief Wahoo cap more and more often even though I am a lifelong and devout Detroit Tigers fan. No tiger that I know is offended by that, and being me, perhaps they should be.

Chief Wahoo violates, in the eyes of many, one of the worst sins of the modern world: racism. I will not debate his origin. Being not naive, I would not be shocked if the image originated with a degree of racism. I also don't doubt that the charge is overblown, or at least ameliorated over time. Chief Wahoo in 2018 is a symbol of a baseball team. Nothing more.

Now I'm really going to stir the pot. As a white guy, a Catholic, and being of Irish descent, I'm sure that I cannot possibly understand such harm as Wahoo offers (I'm being smarmy here folks). Be all that as it may, I am in fact not offended in the least by the San Diego Padres and their sometimes-used goofy friar pathetically swinging a bat at a ball, nor by the enraged Irish caricature used by the Notre Dame Fighting Irish (and don't you dare tell me that the Irish weren't a genuinely offended group once), neither by the Wake Forest Demon Deacon. Why should I be? They are, to use the word again, mere caricatures and intended to be funny. I am not so overly sensitive, so thin-skinned that I cannot take a jibe. I wonder if we shall ever be equal until we can equally jibe one another.

Yes, the line can be crossed. Not to upset NFL fans, but the moniker Redskins does cross it. But the problem with Chief Wahoo is nothing more than he offends the PC police. And I intend to offend them all summer long with my Cleveland baseball cap. They've earned it.

Sunday, January 28, 2018

Pops and drain snake cable repair records

Hey Pops, how are you doing today?

You remember when we set the record for the most repaired cables in a single day? The old record was 55; we hit 59 one day just before quitting time. Yet that number didn't quite seem good enough to either one of us.

I picked a random cable up off the floor and looked it over. "I think that top pin is showing a bit of wear," I remarked, then showed it to you.

"Yep," you affirmed with a grin after your own inspection. "You oughta replace it." For those of you unfamiliar with the process, replacing a worn pin is about the easiest cable repair there is. Within ten seconds I had put a new pin in that cable fitting. We had a nice, round number of 60 repaired cables in one day. We both I think were happy at our little manipulation of the circumstances. But hey, it was legit. That pin was worn.

This morning I set another small thing right. While at the old barn yesterday repairing some cables it occurred to me that we had never before repaired at least one cable every day of the week. So this morning as I was ending my walk, I opened up the Shop long enough to repair one cable. We've now had one whole week in our company's history where we fixed at least one cable every day.

Happy 82nd birthday Pops.

By the way the single day record is still 60.

Until next time,

Marty

Thursday, January 25, 2018

The immoral income tax

Yesterday, I sent copies of a W-9 form to two different companies I've sold to. And as every time I've had to do that, I resent it. You see, I've come to believe that the income tax, at least as a general rule, is immoral, and that W-9 forms and the like essentially make us spy on one another.

I'll keep paying taxes on my income, to be sure, because there's no practical alternative. Still, that doesn't mean the tax is morally right. It simply means the government is holding a figurative gun to my head.

Let me ask you this: does your neighbor have the moral right to know how much money you make? No? Then why does your neighbor named Uncle Sam or Lansing? Yet to tax our earnings they must be told that, again by compulsion. And even if you argue that an income tax is okay, what happened to innocent until proven guilty? Things such as W-9s presume guilt; now we see two reasons not to like the income tax. It allows the government to assume we will work against it. No matter how true that might be for many people, and I will readily concede that some try to circumvent it as they do many other laws, on a case by case basis it is still moral presumption and a violation of our rights as citizens.

But how else can the government get money, Marty, because even governments need cash you know. My answer is a system of sales taxes and user fees, all of which are factored against voluntary interactions. You want to drive? Pay gas taxes. You want to camp at a government park? Pay a user fee. We could easily make reasonable exemptions to this, but I think you get the point.

Yeah, nothing will come of this. I even expect many of you will disagree with me. But I felt like a rant this morning, so I give you one. There is little doubt in my mind that income taxes are immoral.

Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Bill Cosgriff XXX

The Globe Theater used to be on Grand River near Trumbull in Detroit. In it's heyday in the 1940s and 50s it was a typical, general audience, neighborhood movie house. By the 1970s however it had devolved into an adult theater. And now you have the necessary background information to understand today's story.

Back when he was still in high school, Pops and a friend (I'll call him Cloyce just to give him a name) decided to go see a movie at the Globe. For whatever reason, when Dad got to where he had decided to sit, his Catholic training inexplicably kicked in and he genuflected before entering the row of seats. Cloyce, walking behind him, didn't see what he was doing and plowed straight into Dad. They both fell over, and the two of them then rolled down the length of the aisle, all arms and legs and trying desperately stop their free fall. It only ended when they hit against the wall at the bottom of the movie screen. Pops always told the story with a great laugh.

Fast forward to about 1974. Dad was very active in the Church and at that time was President of the parish council. He had become close friends with then Pastor Thomas Smith. One evening after a council meeting he and Fr. Smith were talking over a coffee and Dad decided to tell him the tale. He ended it with the usual hearty laugh, but then saw that Father was sitting quietly, staring daggers at him. Come on, Padre, Pops thought, that's a pretty good story that deserves a laugh.

But after a minute or so of awkward silence Father Smith finally asked, "Bill, what in God's name were you doing in that place anyway?" He only knew it as the X-rated movie house and was, properly so far as he misunderstood the circumstances, appalled that Dad had went there.

But once Pops explained that this had happened twenty years earlier, Father did agree that it was a funny story. And at that point it gave Dad's tale a whole new, and also funny in its own way, dimension.

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Snakes and Fords

An older gentleman came in the Shop the other day, wanting to know about a switch for his snake. When I asked what he had, he stooped over and with bowed arms demonstrated that his had a large drum. I apologetically said that that didn't really help me. I needed a make and model to get him the right switch.
He went right back into the same motion, the same position, explaining, "It has a big drum, like this."
"Sir, that simply doesn't help. Drums can be cage type, spun aluminum, or plastic. Maybe something else. Even color wouldn't necessarily help me, as they might have been painted from the factory original color. And there's dozens of snakes with large drums."
He was obviously dejected at that. "So I have to bring it in to you?"
"Either that, or call me with a make and model. Even then I'd rather see it, because things can get changed over time. Maybe someone put a different motor on it."
"Well, let me see if I can get someone to help me bring it to you." I genuinely felt bad for the old gent. But what he was asking was like needing a part for your car, and describing the vehicle as having four rubber tires and lots of glass and medal. Though less complicated than cars, snakes just aren't all that simple.
But I still feel bad for the guy.




Monday, January 22, 2018

January 22, 2018

On this, the anniversary of one of the most heinous Supreme Court decisions in our history (it's right up there with if not more awful than Dred Scott) we must take a moment and consider what our nation has become since then. Do we really support life when we give of our money and time to soup kitchens and homeless shelters yet will not protect people at their most defenseless?

We do not. What the liberals who have approached me over the abortion question always seem to fall back on is that I need to put all 'life' issues on the same plain. I need to find a balance, of which, they assert, abortion is only one issue.

It may well be only one issue, yet if it is it is the issue. It is based on the dignity of human life, which is what drives any respect for humanity in general. Why should the poor be helped? Because of their dignity as human beings. Why should people not be murdered or stolen from or raped or kidnapped? Because of their dignity as human beings. Where does this dignity begin?

It begins in the womb. Simple Reason tell us as much: human beings have human children.

If you won't support life at its beginning, when it can do nothing for itself, how can I trust that you really will support human dignity later? How can I even trust what you call human dignity? If I can't trust you on that, then, quite frankly, your opinion on education and the environment and our role is world affairs must be held suspect as well. If the dignity of the human person isn't first in your thoughts right from its very conception, then I have difficulty believing in your sincerity on lesser causes.

End abortion now. Work for and vote for the repeal of Roe v. Wade. Then we might discuss, with some promise, what to do about ancillary questions.

Friday, January 19, 2018

The numinous

I have felt it intimately. The numinous.

On Belle Isle, in 1963, my earliest memory. My brother Patrick was maybe two months old. I see me Mother on the beach holding him in blankets though it was July, and warm. Susan was somewhere I'm sure. Me Pops was showing me older brother and me how to skip stones, flinging them with a turn of the wrist into the south channel of the Detroit River. He was in his work clothes, and I don't recall why. We were skipping stones towards my beloved Canada, being on the south side of the island. It was like yesterday, as cloying as that is.

I remember.

Talking to my brother Donald from my bottom bunk in the bedroom I shared with my brother Ferlin, in the dark night while watching Night Gallery, and feeling that everything was okay.

Seeing my wife for the first time.

Watching my sons together serve Mass at St. Dominic. Listening to my daughter sign a solo as an angel on the stage at St. Alphonsus.

I felt it the last time I was alone with my father. Alone on that early Saturday morning, about 4:30. I stood in the dark, looking at you, the nurses having giving us a moment.

And I stood there. And you were there too. And we were all right with each other.

I know it. The numinous.

I know.

The Holy Spirit is at it again

Remember the other day, when I blogged about the Holy Spirit helping me, by encouraging me to get to my ultimate destination before turning off my car? How I argued that He kept me out of a worse situation? Well, He spoke to me again this morning and I got obstinate. Shame on me.

I needed a certain toggle switch for a snake today, which I thought I had in stock. I didn't. A voice in my head (no jokes please) told me, 'go to Mondry.' Mondry is small hardware on Michigan Avenue in southwest Detroit. It's a nice neighborhood hardware. I've went there many times for this or that. But there's no way, I thought, they'd have the switch I wanted. It's too specialized of a part. I went somewhere else.

They didn't have the switch. 'Go to Mondry," I was gently told as I left that place.

I went somewhere else yet. They didn't have it either. Again I was told, plainly, simply, even deferentially, 'Go to Mondry.'

Well, it was on my way home, and even though though I knew it was a lost cause I went to Mondry. And of course, they had the switch. They even ordered me four more, where the other stores never offered me any help except sorry, we don't have it.

So what did I learn? Well, don't be afraid to go to Mondry Hardware. In fact, I encourage it. Secondly, listen when you are being spoken to from on high.

Thursday, January 18, 2018

Small time hoarding

Keys, wallet, cell phone. That's my basic checklist every time I leave my house. But it does make me wonder why I have so many keys.
Some of them I have to have of course. The keys to my house, my car, and the old barn for example. I can't work, get back into the house, or drive without them. Yet even there I find duplicity. Two house keys are on my key ring: the one I use and the original key, the first one we got when we bought our house in 1981. The original one has worn down so bad I was afraid I'd break it off in the lock, so I had a second made. Yet I keep the first one with me. It's too sentimental, perhaps, that I do. But I do.
I always have my keys to our place in da UP, in Hessel, on me. It makes me feel as though I could at any time, on a whim essentially, just say forget everything and go up north. Sure, I haven't ever came close to actually doing that. But hey, maybe one day as I leave Indianapolis after a sales trip I might just think that I'll drive up Interstate 69 and into US 127 by Lansing and onto Interstate 75 just before Grayling and go straight to Hessel. That can't happen if I don't have my Hessel keys.
I still have my last classroom key, which I think I was supposed to have turned in. But I haven't taught since January 2010, and the Warren Consolidated Schools know where to find me if they need it. I'd be shocked if the locks haven't been changed anyway. Especially to keep me out.
I even still have the key to the gym of old St. Alphonsus in Dearborn, from when I was a coach there. I know they've changed that lock. I don't care if they have. I haven't had to use it since 2003.
There are keys from old locks which are so gone to history that I'll never be able to figure out where they went. I mean keys to locks we had at the Shop in the 1970s. Old suitcase keys, an old locker key from when the Detroit Curling Club was on Drake road in West Bloomfield, and one which I haven't a clue of its origin. And I keep them all.
I just think of it as small time hoarding.



Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Accept no substitutes

You know, when nothing else will do, nothing else will do. Nothing. Else.
For lunch today I wanted ramen noodles. Hell, I've wanted ramen for a week now. But I've eaten lunch at home making myself be satisfied with whatever we've had; starving children somewhere would love to have what I've had for lunch in the last seven days, I get it. This is the very definition of a First World Problem, I get that too. Indeed I should probably capitalize that for proper emphasis. But I wanted ramen.
So I made a detour going home from work, to the local supermarket to buy ramen noodles. And I hit the mother lode of ramen too: shrimp ramen. It's better than beef or chicken or most of the truly bizarre ramens. I'm listening to the microwave as I write, waiting for my culinary delight to be ready.
Ding! The timer has went off, and so in a minute shall I be. Salty, salty ramen awaits!
Should I have chips with it?


Monday, January 15, 2018

Too many holidays

Today is Martin Luther King Day. It is the second of ten Federal holidays this year, the first having been New Year's Day. You know how many of those holidays I get to take off?

5.

You know how many of them most anybody else gets to take off?

5.

You know what this tells us?

That we taxpayers have to work extra days so that government employees can get five more days off than we do. They get to work a week less each year than taxpayers do. And that after the vacation, sick, and personal days they, uh, earn.

Just another reason I'm a conservative folks.

Sunday, January 14, 2018

Faith isn't unreasonable

I sell for a company located in Springfield, Ohio: Electric Eel Manufacturing, which is where to go for all your drain cleaning needs. They make the best products on the market, and I say that not simply because I sell them but because it's true. But this is about more than that. It is about the people who make up the company, but also, I hope, about a little bit more.

As I drove there awhile back from Detroit, in the wee hours of the day, I was nearing a little town called North Baltimore. There is a truck stop at the exit for the town, and I often stop in for a respite, a coffee, or a snack. I was planning to do that this day but as I approached a little voice said, "Why don't you just go on?", and I thought, yeah, why not, might as well make some time. So I drove by.

Urbana, Ohio is about 30 miles from Springfield. I thought I might get a coffee that time around, and hit my left turn signal to run into a Tim Horton's. But that same voice said, "You're so close. Just get to the factory." So I thought again, I might ought to, and I am quite close. I went on.

I parked at the plant, took a few things into the front offices, and went back out to take my van to the loading dock to pick up my order. I turned the key, and was greeted by a simple little click which I recognized immediately. My starter had went out. But rather than being upset, even though I knew the repair would be costly and that my day would be seriously delayed, I right away thought that I was glad I was there and not in North Baltimore or Urbana.

In part I knew this was fortunate because the people at Eel, good folks all, would help me, and they did. We tried a jump start and a few other things which unfortunately didn't work, and then the shop foreman called their mechanic, who took me in right away. He had me fixed up and I was back at the plant by 11 O'clock, loading and getting ready to get back to Detroit much earlier than I had feared a few hours before.

I had told several friends earlier in the day about my almost stopping but not. I related this story to another fellow right before I left. John said simply, "It was the Holy Spirit." The instant he said that I agreed, "You're right. It was."

Now we might look at this in different ways. It could be objected that if it was God trying to help me, "You still needed an expensive van repair. Why would you be thankful to Him for that?" But we all know the obvious response, don't we? My situation would have been much worse in the earlier part of the day in more isolated places.

Still, this doesn't prove that it was the Holy Spirit. It is a matter of faith, mine and John's and surely several other folks at Electric Eel and among readers, that it was. And this leads to the key trouble which people not of faith have with such an insistence. They will themselves insist that such faith is irrational.

But is it rational, irrational, or in fact beyond reason? Being beyond reason doesn't mean that faith is wrong; it doesn't actually mean that faith is irrational either. I rather believe that faith, so long as it is not childish and thus genuinely irrational, is actually quite reasonable. Saying that you believe by faith that aardvarks speak English is obviously irrational, as any absurd assertion must be. As such, we can dismiss such a belief as not a true example of real faith. But the idea that an omnipotent, caring being might help us along the way is certainly not irrational. A faith in that sort of being most definitely cannot be called unreasonable.

Oh, you might argue that such a being doesn't exist. Yet that is a separate question, and we're already past that if we presume He does: if A, then B is logical on its own terms. It still fulfills any demand for rationality beyond simply holding the supposed blind faith which many of the seriously religious are accused of having.

I have faith that the Holy Spirit kept me going so that I could get easier help at my ultimate destination. I find the thought indeed eminently rational. You may not agree that that was the case. But I do think you're being unfair to say that my thoughts are therefore irrational. Even if you don't believe that was the case, at least don't think I childishly believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

If something of faith can pass or (at least not fail) the test of rationality then there is little reason to disregard it as merely a figment of the imagination. Don't dismiss it merely because it cannot be proven empirically. Faith simply is not belief without reason. It is belief beyond reason, perhaps, but it is not necessarily unreasonable.

Friday, January 12, 2018

Stop that kissing

My good friend Tony, a guy I've known since high school, stops in the Shop from time to time to say hi. I don't mind that.
He often brings his dog, which looks to me like a toy dog, a small poodle. I don't mind that either.
He'll often stand talking to my brother and I while holding the dog. I don't mind that at all. I might even pet the little furball myself.
He stopped by yesterday with the dog. Within a minute or two I had to take a call. While on the phone Tony's dog started licking his face. Tony started saying to his pet, cooing really, "Stop that kissing! Stop that kissing!"
I mind that. "Would you not do that when I'm at work on a business call?" I said. "What might that sound like to the customer?"
Jeez.



Thursday, January 11, 2018

The psychology of temperature

Look, I know it's in the low 50s today and I should be thankful for that. But I'm still going to wear my big Carhartt coat because I'm still cold. Hey, even I don't get it.

You take last weekend. I was as many of you know playing in a bonspiel in Detroit. While on the ice (and it was actually warmer in the arena than it was outside then) I was wearing a pullover over a t-shirt. That was it. It wasn't even a fleece or insulated pullover either, just a nylon pullover. And I was fine on the ice. Off the ice I got so cold I put on my winter coat as we sat in the warm viewing area talking after the games.

It makes me think of those first warm spring days when it's about 63. I rush to put on shorts and a tee. But a similar 63 degree morning in July and I'm scrounging for a jacket and sweat pants before my walk. I find myself thinking about turning on the heat.

The psychology of temperature. It's weird.

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

The confused customer conundrum

A customer called yesterday telling me he needed a reversing switch. I said come on down, I have them in stock. He came on down. But his reversing switch was not the problem.
My first clue, as I started to do the job, was the badly damaged cord which ran to the on/off switch which also had no on/off switch at the end. There were only exposed wires. "Where's your switch?" I naively asked.
"It's gone, Cosgriff."
Sighing heavily, I responded, "I see. Pray, where hath it gone? Towards what destination didst thou last spy it goeth?" Okay, I didn't say that. I said something like, what happened to it?
"It fell out of my hand when I was using it Sunday and hit the handle of the machine, breaking it and shorting my reverse switch."
Uh-huh. So that switch, a switch completely separate and distinct from the forward-reverse switch, broke, and that broke your reverse switch. Yes, Cosgriff.
I set to work opening the reverse switch box, thence finding my second clue. The clamp which secures the cord to the missing on/off switch was bent upwards; the cord itself ran through an open hole unsecured. "Nobody touched this?" I asked, knowing somebody touched it.
"Nope, Cosgriff."
"Because I would not have left this like that," I explained dryly. "Neither would my brother Phil. It would not have come from the factory like this. So we didn't do it."
Ignoring my unassailable logic he replied with a straight face, "Nobody touched it Cosgriff."
I took the cover from the box, removed the reverse switch, and took all the wires off of it. I wired the switch directly to the power cord so that the machine would start as soon as I plugged it in, if the reverse switch was okay. The machine ran. Both directions. "So I don't need a reverse switch, Cosgriff?" the customer asked, with a wide grin and the delight of a child at Christmas.
"Well, no," I kind of sort of chuckled. "But you need a cord for your on/off switch and an on/off switch. You're looking at 90 bucks installed."
"Aw, Cosgriff, you told me 40 bucks on the phone!" he protested.
Calmly yet pointedly I responded, "I told you 40 for a reverse switch installed. That wasn't the problem. You stood right here as I showed you that."
"So I need 90 dollars to fix it?" he queried. Yes, I answered, even though we had just established the fact. I fixed it, he paid me, he left.
I guess my question is, was I the idiot there?













Monday, January 8, 2018

Reflections on the 2018 Detroit Curling Club Men's International Bonspiel

It was a good weekend. No, check that: it was a great weekend. I curled for only the second time this season. The boys played well in front of me and we won the C Event in this past weekend's DCC Men's curling tournament. I don't think I faced a tough shot with any of my stones, so credit them with the bronze medal. And we had to win our last three games to win the C, so it was no easy ride.

I saw many friends whom I had not seem this curling season, both at the Detroit club where the bonspiel was held and from the Roseland Curling Club in Windsor, Ontario which I've curled out of for about 25 years now, and from several other area clubs. Many of then know I haven't curled much due to my vertigo or whatever the hell it actually is I'm dealing with, and their friendship and encouragement was profound and gratefully acknowledged. Walking up to accept the trophy, I heard several say 'Way to go, Marty' or offer other such encouragement. For a couple seconds there I thought I'd get emotional. We can't have that.

My team and I have great chemistry. We chatter and joke a lot when we're playing well. It either keeps us loose or is a symptom that we are loose, and when we're loose we're a very good local team. The only really bad end I played all weekend was the 8th end of our second Saturday game, when I let myself get knotted up over making my shots. I missed them as a result, so Sunday we made it a point to stay loose. I just hope it didn't bother the other teams. You want to win, but not like that.

Will I ever curl again? Probably. Will I curl again this year? I don't know, but I kind of doubt it. I'm still seeing doctors, and about every two or three weeks I have severe dizzy spells which come on so suddenly I can't seem to anticipate them, and are debilitating enough that I can't effectively function for four to six hours. It's scary and a major concern but the MDs can't find an explanation. I don't want to hurt me or anyone else while on the ice. I had issues several times rising up out of my delivery and while squatting down in the house to call the line on a shot. My third, Nick, was even nosing me out of the way so that he could sweep a stone rather than me, just to help avoid an attack. That sort of consideration shows me that my curling friends have my back. It was even shown through facebook and messenger as the weekend went on. It's why I love 'em.

I'm not ready to say I'm back. And I don't want to make a health decision too quickly based on euphoria. Yet for one weekend anyway, all was right with the world.

Friday, January 5, 2018

Pops makes the lineup

Me Pops had some minor adventures in his life. Why, once he was actually in a police lineup as an older teen. Really.
Pops was lanky and redheaded when he was younger, though his hair turned black as he aged. Still, many of his longtime friends called him Red, and I remember when the name on his work shirts was Red rather than Bill. Anyway, it was his slight build and red hair which got him into the lineup.
The custom among his friends in the early 1950s was to go to a park and play baseball on summer Sunday afternoons. Well, one such Sunday unbeknownst to them a robbery had occurred nearby. The suspect was a lanky older redheaded teen, and the police were able to nab him. Yet with his Constitutional rights and all, the DPD needed for the victim to identify the guy.
Yet you couldn't have a fair lineup consisting of one person, could you? As it was, a patrol car spotted Pops and his buddies playing ball. And besides Pops, 5 or 6 of the other guys roughly met the suspect's description. So the nice officers (they were very nice about it, Pops said) asked if they wouldn't mind coming to the local station to stand in the lineup along with the actual suspect. So they did. It was almost seventy years ago; you cooperated with the cops as a matter of course. The boys were promised they'd be let go without a word if one of them did get pegged, especially as they had one another as alibis and even the police saw them playing baseball.
Needless to say none of them were identified by the victim. A fellow none of Pops or his friends knew was pointed out as the delinquent and they knew nothing more about it. Still, that group of red haired friends teased each other for years about whether they'd vouch for any of them had they been accused of being the culprits.


Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Returning to normal

Today is of course January 2nd, the second day of the new year. It is one of my favorite days of the year. And no, not because it's my cousin's birthday, although I hope she has a good one.

Today is high up in my stratosphere because it represents a return to normalcy. Such a 1920s term, normalcy. President Harding used it while running for President in 1920, in the years immediately after World War I. It was a catchphrase to make people comfortable, to assure them that the War was over and we could get back to the way things were.

For me that means a more normal routine. I'm truly sad to confess that Christmas, while important, doesn't mean to me what it seems to mean to so many others. I love it but I'm not always sure I like it. It has become too commercial; I stand in good company thinking so too, don't I, Mr. Schultz? I like watching the movies and listening to the carols. I like going to Midnight Mass, though I missed it this year for the first time in I don't know when (I made it to Christmas Mass, just not at Midnight). Beyond that I will even admit that part of the fault is strictly my own. I find that I'm increasingly less participatory about Christmas. I would rather sit and reflect than revel in it. There's simply a deeper meaning to the season than bright lights and warm cider.

I wonder if in celebrating Christmas so brashly that we tend to skirt that. If it's only about friends and family, well, we're really underselling the rest of the year aren't we? Shouldn't friends and family be an all year thing? And if it is only about getting and giving I would say emphatically the hell with it, though I know that is not true of the great majority of people. There's just got to be something in the middle which sees the Holiday more rightly.

But as of now, I welcome normalcy. I look forward to the trips I'll take to visit my sons and the time I'll spend with my daughter (and their respective spouses), to the golfing and gatherings with friends, more than I look forward to the pomp and pageantry of next Christmas. And I'm willing to argue that that's a good thing.