Dance lessons

As I drove through Urbana, Ohio the other day I noticed that there was a dance studio and a gun shop. In the same building.

Now that's how you combine methods, if you ask me. "You call that a pirouette?" The instructor asks. Blam, blam, blam, shots fired at the feet of a nearby dance student. "Now that's a pirouette!"

Still, I can't imagine that that's how Fred Astaire learned.