Double Meanings

We all know that there are things we say which have double meanings. No, not those meanings. Quiet, Ron.

Yesterday at the old barn I told my brother that so-and-so could have his order because he's paid for. "He's paid for?" Phil demanded. No, the stuff is paid for; my bad grammar is just bad grammar.

Last week as we were driving to Electric Eel to pick up some stuff I told that same brother of mine that "We'll get loaded, then we'll go into the office and sign our paperwork."

"You want to get loaded before we get to the plant?" he asked, shock on his face.

See what I have to put up with?