It's a grand game, curling is. I've met a great many great friends through it, and that's a good thing. They are always in my heart. Still, I really don't want to curl tomorrow.
I've gotten my name on some hardware. But that's not really on my count. The boys, the girls, they've curled great a'fore me. I did nuthin'. They earned it, not me.
The triple kill lose the shooter, now there's a curling shot. I did not make it. Yet the stats don't show it.
I show it now. See ya tomorrow old boy.