It's a cereal morning

I elected to have breakfast cereal this morning. My selection was easy, as the only cereal in the house was a bag of knock off Lucky Charms. And there was no milk so I ate it dry. I figure saved some calories. No milk ought to make up for all the added sugar.

I don't eat cereal a lot anymore, and there is one cereal which I will never eat again: Cinnamon Toast Crunch. You know why? It's because for the last several years that cereal's advertising has featured pieces of Cinnamon Toast Crunch ambushing and eating one another. That's just sick. Any breakfast food which tries to sell itself on cannibalism is more than I can stomach.

I will not apologize for that pun. It's too delicious.

As was that one. No apology there either.