Armenians

Me brother Ed was having a bit of a rant the other day. He become so worked up by current events that he spouted, "Our media won't pursue anything!" 

That's what he meant to say, anyway. It sounded like, "Armenians won't pursue anything!"

Naturally, I called him on that. "Yep, you can't trust Armenians either."

The conversation then devolved into farce about how Armenia actually runs everything and how we should be wary of that former Soviet Republic.

You had to be there.