Attourney at law?

Did you look at the title of this little missive closely? Perhaps you better look at it again.

See it now? The misspelling of the word attorney? You notice that it has the letter 'u' where no u should be?

I saw that while taking my mother to breakfast yesterday. An attorney somewhere - I will not say where because attorneys sue for the most innocuous of reasons - had a sign installed which proudly proclaimed that he (or she; as I said, they sue for myriad reasons) was an attourney.

I would not advise that you contract his services.