Caramel corn lunch

I am eating caramel corn for lunch. And it's okay, because my doctor told me I could. Really.

At my last checkup, he said so. I didn't even bring it up: he did. "You know Marty, you can have caramel corn for lunch," he told me.

"No way!" I responded incredulously.

"Yes way!" he assured me emphatically. "All you want in fact."

Now, I know there are those among you who are skeptical. So you know what? Call him. Go ahead, ask him if he told me I could eat caramel corn for lunch.

But he's at a conference this week, so wait until later.