Friday, November 4, 2022

Talking to Myself

"Marty?"

"Yeah, Marty?"

"Is it true that you're as old as you feel?"

"Sure it is. Course."

"Care to test that theory Marty?"

"Whatcha got in mind Marty?"

"Just a little yard work, that's all"

"You're on, Marty!"

Ninety minutes later...

"Marty?"

"What, Marty?" asked testily.

"How old do you feel?"

"Shaddup, Marty. And will ya keep the leaf bag open this time?"

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