Fire Good?

As if there aren't enough things to fret about, how's this? Pistachios can spontaneously combust.

It's true, at least according to this source: Pistachios catch fire

Nuclear war is always a threat. Crime and violence seem on the rise. Hurricane season is upon us. And now the pistachios in your kitchen cabinet may catch fire on their own. Is there no end to the cruelty of this world?

But that won't happen once I've eaten them right? No chance of pistachios mixing with stomach acids and - bam - I'm on Ripley's Believe It Or Not?

I'm only passing this along so that you can be as paranoid about it as I am. Have a great three day weekend.