What weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane? A gallon of water, because butane is lighter fluid.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus today. I mean, it's awful. Awful.
After I was shopping yesterday the cashier couldn't scan one of my items. "That must be free," I told her.
Did I ever tell you about when I was fired unjustly from my job at a calendar factory? All because I took a couple days off.
My son complained during the winter that the house was too cold. I told him go stand in the corner. He demanded why. I said the corner is 90 degrees.
You're welcome.
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