I went to confession yesterday. Don't worry, this isn't going to be religious. I'm only setting up a joke. You're certainly not hearing my confession any way you slice it.
Okay, maybe it's a set up of two jokes. So now, the second.
Due to COVID protocols, chairs were set up six feet apart in the hallway leading to the confessional. When the confessional door opened, the person in the chair closest to the door left his chair to go in. The rest of then us moved up a seat.
At one point I remarked out loud, "This is the slowest game of musical chairs I've ever played."
Ba-dum-bum, one in a row. I'm here til Tuesday, folks.
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