Airing Up Tires

Awhile back me brother Phil was out and about. While stopped somewhere, he noticed that he had a low tire. Fortunately he was near a gas station which had a working air compressor.

Unfortunately it was $1.50 for air, and he didn't have enough quarters. He went into the gas station for more change. In doing so, he remarked to the attendant, "I remember when it was only 50 cents for air."

Without hardly cracking a smile the attendant replied, "Inflation."

Hey, don't blame that one on me, readers.