The other night I caught an episode of the old Carol Burnett show. There was a skit where Carol was a death row inmate. Tim Conway, playing a priest, was visiting her cell just before the scheduled execution.
Towards the end of it a guard arrived. "It's time," he announced, opening the cell.
As Carol rose to meet her fate, Conway got up to accompany her. "One last thing," 'Father' Tim said. Reaching into his suit he asked Carol, "Would you like to purchase tickets for our Parish raffle?"
"Father! I can't believe you'd bring something like that up at a time like this!" Carol exclaimed.
Tim answered, "Well, you need not be present to win."
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