Bad Sandwich

Yesterday I saw about the most disgusting commercial ever. It was so sickening, we ought to censor such garbage. Totally outrageous.

The lone character was making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. A good old PBJ. How do you mess that up? 

Well, they did. They put peanut butter on one slice of bread, and then jelly on top of the peanut butter. 

Heathens. Everyone knows that you put the peanut butter on one piece of bread and the jelly on the other and then you smush them together. Yes, smush. You never apply the jelly on the same slice as the peanut butter. I mean, how's the jelly supposed to smush (yes, smush) over the crust of the sandwich?

It was just wrong. There oughta be a law.