Thursday, January 25, 2024

Mistaken Identity

I sat at my computer the other day, uh, working very hard, when my sweet tooth began acting up. As it was very insistent that I pay attention to its urges I went into the kitchen, where there was a bowl of sugary treats.

I took a small hard candy in a yellow wrapper, removed the cover, and popped it into my mouth. Immediately I thought, 'this is the strangest tasting banana candy I've ever had'. Studying the wrapper in my hand I saw that it was in fact pineapple flavor.

There ought be a law against that. Yellow means banana in the candy world, right? Did I miss the memo?

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