Thursday, June 10, 2021

Subject matter

You know, I think the next time somebody tells me that morality is subjective I'm going to grab a baseball bat and crack them over the head. Then I'll do a highlight reel bat flip before leaning over them as they writhe in pain on the ground and, with my hand on my chest, ask in as sarcastic a voice as I can muster, "Oh, I'm sorry, did I wrong you?"

But that's just what I'd do. I'd hate to force my opinion on anybody.

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