Cloyce Logic

I have this buddy, I'll call him Cloyce just to give him a name, who admitted something to me which I found shocking. He blithely told me that he'd been stealing from work.

Rebuking him, I said, "I don't think you should be doing that, Cloyce."

Cloyce protested, "I only steal trash bags."

"Yeah, but don't you feel guilty about that?" I asked.

He retorted, "Why? They were just going to throw them away."

I'm sorry. I'll let myself out.