Sometimes I'm a nice guy. Really, I am. I'm so nice I bought a 'party size' package of Oreo cookies and took them to my brothers, Phil, Patrick, and Ed.
Setting the treats on the kitchen table, I showed Phil how considerate I could be. "The package is resealable, to keep everything fresh."
"Cool. They'll stay fresh for the whole four hours it will take us to eat them," he replied.
I suppose I didn't need to splurge on resealability.
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